Man 1: Pardon me do you have a hanky?
Man 2: How did you know I had a hanky?
Man 1: There is a hanky hanging from your breast pocket.
Man 2: How do you know I have breasts?
Man 1: Just becasue you have a breast pocket dosen't mean you have breasts.
Man 2: Don't get smart with me, beggar.
Man 1: It's just my allergies are killing me.
Man 2: I'd rather let you be killed than let you go on talking about my breasts.
Man 1: So you do have breasts?
Man 2: Quit slandering me.
Man 1: A question can't slander.
Man 2: Is that you're hooker or your wife Mr. Presidnet?
Man 1: Point taken.