Ricky and his Cummerbund
A lot is riding on this cummerbund thinks Ricky.
This is a life or death cummerbund.
A War or Peace cummerbund.
A cummerbund of epic significance.
If not for this cummerbund whole universes would cease to exist.
When one imagines a world without this particular cummerbund, Ricky postulates, all would be meaningless.
It is all for not without this cummerbund.
Joyless cummerbundless nothingness.
Blessed are the those whose bunds are cummered for they shall inherit the earth.
Woe to all uncummered bunds for they have received their reward in full.
Ricky adjusts his corsage and rings the doorbell.