1 - It's a Mango
2 - A Mango?
1 - Yes.
2 - I don't think I've ever seen a Mango before
1 - I'm pretty sure you have.
2 - I think I would remember seeing a Mango.
1 - You may have mistaken it for another melon.
2 - Wait a Mango is not a Melon
1 - It most certainly is
2 - Your thinking of Cantelope
1 - No I'm not
2 - A Cantelope is most certainly a Melon
1 - As is a Mango
2 - I'm pretty sure Mango's grow on trees
1 - Melons can grow on trees
2 - Vines. melons grow on vines.
1 - How would you know? You seem to think that you have never seen a Mango prior to this very moment, and now all of the sudden you are some kind of Mango expert.
2 - I took botnay in college.
1 - It must have been a pretty crappy botnay class to not show any slides of Mangos
2 - I saw slides of Mango Trees, they just weren't in full Mango bloom at the time.
1 - Trees don't bloom fruit.
2 - Then what is it called
1 - You tell me, you're the one with Doctorate in Trees
2 - I say it's called blooming
1 - And I say your a blooming idiot.
2 - It's a nice looking fruit
1 - Sexy
2 - I wouldn't go that far
1 - I'm just saying it's very vuluptous
2 - See I'm not in to that
1 - You like skinny fruit
2 - Not skinny but not vuluptous
1 - A bannana?
2 - Too phalic
1 - Agreed.
2- I'm not knocking the mango, I'd just rather have a plum or a peach or tangello
1 - Those are all too round and perfect
2 - You lik'em oblong and vuluptous
1 - More asymetrical than oblong.
2 - Curvy?
1 - Curvy is good.
2 - Pears?
1 - That is what I dream of at night.
2 - You are a sick Man