A Proposal (On bended knee)

A Proposal (On bended knee)

Ostensibly, I only use the word ostensibly to impress you.

Then I follow up with a wry self-deprecating wit to undercut my impressiveness.

Ipso facto, I impress you again.

Yes, I have recently Googled the Latin phrase ipso facto

After having read it in the Wall Street Journal

A Wall Street Journal I repurposed from a trashcan.

I wear no cologne only pheromones.

That smell is my aura and my unwashed underarm.

Science told me that you would like pheromones

Which is fortuitous being that I am out of shower gel.

Or is it serendipitous. 

Those are interchangeable synonyms according to Thesuraus.com

I own stock ironically. Chicken stock.

Both the Swanson brand sold in a carton and one share of Tyson Foods Inc.

The performance art I plan to devise from this double entendre

Will be a game changer in the Irony game.

A game I am concurrently developing for Microsoft.

You get it.  You understand me.

I have rejected the establishment.

And simultaneously established myself.

I will take you into the future if you can take it.

I know this will sound profound because I have read it out loud into a mirror.

You will marry me.  I will marry you. Our wedding will be a triumph,
A Triumph Of The Will without all the Nazis.

So...?