Friday, February 07, 2014

Red velvet hippos with perfect aplomb quaff the mahogany chaffing dish

“Red velvet hippos with perfect aplomb quaff the mahogany chaffing dish.”
Glen Weldon

That is a real dick move hippos.
You think you're better than me?
I may be a blue vinyl alligator with scoliosis but I can quaff.
I can quaff like a freaking sommelier ninja.
The chaffing dish is where I draw the line.
That is grody to the max.
Old water keeping the rice pilaf warm?
Seriously, you could get hepatitis from that bro.
Hippotitis.
I like the sound of that. 
So perfectly contrived.
Keep quaffing.

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