Thursday, March 01, 2007


Wilbur the Combat Wombat

Punch, kick, shoulder to the face
Wilbur takes no prisoners.
Tactically trained
By Homeland Security
Wilbur fights terrorism
And he fights dirty.

Punch, kick, forearm to the groin
Wilbur hates terrorists
A congressional commission
After 9-11 authorized
Wilbur to eliminate enemies
Wombat style

Punch, kick, finger in the eye
Wilbur fights to kill
From Afghan hills to
Baghdad streets
Wilbur the Combat Wombat
Means business

Punch, kick, elbow to the spleen
Wilbur is unstoppable.
Stealth like a virus
Belly crawling into caves
Wilbur hunts Osama
Bowie Knife in his mouth

Punch, kick, boot to the throat
Wilbur is an American hero
A cross between Superman
And a Wombat
Wilbur wants justice
Wombat justice

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh how i missed this goodness!

-josh

Anonymous said...

I think Wilbur would seem way more fierce if the poem rhymed.

Brett said...

Thanks Billy I haven't laughed that hard at my computer in a long time. The picture makes this funny again and again.
~Jessie

Kristin said...

I'm glad you're okay.