Karl Marx wears linen pants
Adam Smith wears a sash
Both men wear moccasins
Because everyone likes moccasins
Karl Marx eats cotton candy
Adam Smith eats a candied apple on a stick
They share a funnel cake
Because everyone loves funnel cake
Karl Marx rides the carousel
Adam Smith rides the roller coaster
They both giggle as they rock their cart on the Ferris Wheel
Because everyone loves the Ferris Wheel
Karl Marx pays to kiss the bearded lady
Adam Smith pays to arm wrestle the strong man
They both sneak into the Siamese twin exhibit
Because everyone knows Siamese twins are just two liars taped together
Karl Marx plays Duck Pond
Adam Smith tries to knock down bottles
They both want to win the giant stuffed Panda
Because everyone wants a giant stuffed Panda
Karl Marx picks the wrong duck
Adam Smith misses all three bottles
They both lose
Because everyone loses at carnival games
Karl Marx uses the Johnny-On-The-Spot
Adam Smith vomits on a pigeon
Both men smile
Because everyone loves the carnival
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That is awesome!
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