“Red velvet hippos with perfect aplomb quaff the mahogany
chaffing dish.”
Glen Weldon
That is a real dick move hippos.
You think you're better than me?
I may be a blue vinyl alligator with scoliosis but I can
quaff.
I can quaff like a freaking sommelier ninja.
The chaffing dish is where I draw the line.
That is grody to the max.
Old water keeping the rice pilaf warm?
Seriously, you could get hepatitis from that bro.
Hippotitis.
I like the sound of that.
So perfectly contrived.
Keep quaffing.
Keep quaffing.
