1 - It's a Mango

2 - A Mango?

1 - Yes.

2 - I don't think I've ever seen a Mango before

1 - I'm pretty sure you have.

2 - I think I would remember seeing a Mango.

1 - You may have mistaken it for another melon.

2 - Wait a Mango is not a Melon

1 - It most certainly is

2 - Your thinking of Cantelope

1 - No I'm not

2 - A Cantelope is most certainly a Melon

1 - As is a Mango

2 - I'm pretty sure Mango's grow on trees

1 - Melons can grow on trees

2 - Vines. melons grow on vines.

1 - How would you know? You seem to think that you have never seen a Mango prior to this very moment, and now all of the sudden you are some kind of Mango expert.

2 - I took botnay in college.

1 - It must have been a pretty crappy botnay class to not show any slides of Mangos

2 - I saw slides of Mango Trees, they just weren't in full Mango bloom at the time.

1 - Trees don't bloom fruit.

2 - Then what is it called

1 - You tell me, you're the one with Doctorate in Trees

2 - I say it's called blooming

1 - And I say your a blooming idiot.

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2 - It's a nice looking fruit

1 - Sexy

2 - I wouldn't go that far

1 - I'm just saying it's very vuluptous

2 - See I'm not in to that

1 - You like skinny fruit

2 - Not skinny but not vuluptous

1 - A bannana?

2 - Too phalic

1 - Agreed.

2- I'm not knocking the mango, I'd just rather have a plum or a peach or tangello

1 - Those are all too round and perfect

2 - You lik'em oblong and vuluptous

1 - More asymetrical than oblong.

2 - Curvy?

1 - Curvy is good.

2 - Pears?

1 - That is what I dream of at night.

2 - You are a sick Man

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